Absolutely Wrecked

You crept out of the sack this morning feeling like a bag of dicks. The {reason is clear|situation is obvious. You are fucked. Your existence is in shambles. You {tried toignore it, but the {truth|reality hit you like a train wreck. This shit is unbearable. There's no escape hatch in sight. You are totally fucked.

Things
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Fucking and Destroyed

This jackass really messed up this time. He thought he could slide through, but now he's in over his head. Looks like his story is gone. He's gonna be spending some time for this one.

Facing him dead.
Karma is a motherfucker.
Hope he learned his lesson.

Let this be a warning to all you punks out there: don't fuck around. You'll get smoked eventually.

Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad completely

Man, things are going to shit. I'm so screwed right now, it's not even funny. I tried to control this whole mess, but it just spiraled out of my hands. Now I'm swimming in a sea of problems, and I don't know how to getout.

I need to calm down before I snap.
Maybe tomorrow will be different.

This is officially the {worstmoment of my life.

This messed My Life Up

Dude, I swear everything has totally/completely/absolutely screwed me up. Like, seriously, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels click here like everything I touch/try just backfires. Maybe I should just give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.

I'm so tired of this/
Help me!/I need a break!
What am I going to do?/How did I get here?

Embracing That Fucked Existence

Dude, this whole thing is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's a battle against boredom, and the only real release is another hit of that good stuff. You gotta survive through the bullshit, struggle your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Truth is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps life interesting, right?

So Damn Fucked Right Now

I'm fucked up to the eyeballs, man. Things are just total garbage. I feel like I'm about to explode. It's all just so goddamn frustrating. This whole situation is making me want to scream. I just need a damn vacation and maybe some space.